Now those were the days!
I was looking for some old photoshop images I had made and stumbled across some pretty ancient stuff. Once upon a time I ran a BBS (or “bulletin board system” for those of you born post-1979) called “Tog Dog: the Evil Clown of Pork”. I apparently actually still have a DOS .com file advertising it (it would get zipped up into archives available for download.)
Here’s a “screenshot”: 
Pretty funny: up to 28.8kbps, and a whopping 420 megs of storage (which if I recall correctly, was spread across 3 harddisks!)
The .com file is dated 4/1994, but I’m pretty sure that was just when it got copied onto the drive… I think the dialup site was pretty much dead by then.
Culinary institute of america….
Culinary institute. Culinary institute of america. French culinary institute….
Love that dog book….
Love my dog training ask the trainer. I wanna love you snoop dog ft akon mp3. Good dog i love you.. Love that dog creech….