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I now command you to go pre-order by brother-in-law’s book, “The Art of Maxx Marshall”.

Here’s the description from the site: “An animator and concept artist for gaming companies like Sony, Midway and Blizzard, Maxx Marshall’s designs have been featured in mega-hits like Diablo, Starcraft, and World of Warcraft. That’s all well and good for a day job, but when the sun goes down, Maxx’s mind drifts off to nastier realms, filled with bizarre creatures, foul aliens, and drop-dead gorgeous women, and this collection features his most outrageous illustrated monsters and maidens.”

Seriously, he’s mad talented yo, and this would make a perfect gift for that phat illustration art lover in your family, or yourself… or both. Hell, order 3! Satisfaction guaranteed!

Go ahead… check it out. I’ll wait. . .

Now I’m pissed. This is the book I’d write, if I could write. Or at least wish I would write. Now it’s written. I’m going to go jump off something large and precarious.

Go buy John Hodgman’s The Areas of My Expertise, See, I even included a non-affiliated Amazon link right there for you to click. It’s that good. Funny as all get out. It’s like the Book of the Subgenius, but with truer lies. If you like your humor weird, and your facts with extra falsity, you’ll love it. Truly strange stuff, this guy has a great imagination. I want to befriend him. To usurp some of his wit. To dine on his brain and make his thoughts my ow–wait, forget that last bit.