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Fonejacker: funny, but not about phreaking

fonejacker motorolaI caught the first full episode of Fonejacker, a new British show composed of crank calls instigated by comedian/actor Kayvan Novak, and illustrated mostly in Monty-Python-esque (well, Terry Gilliam-esque more accurately) paper-cutout-style animation. This was surprising to me, because it seemed pretty clear from the title it was going to be a bad documentary about phone phreaking. It definitely wasn’t, and really, is pretty amusing, at least for quick laughs. There’s probably 15% of it I’m just not getting due to the accents and/or UK-specific pop culture references. It’s more sophisticated than the Jerky Boys, and more able to keep a straight face than you and your friends ever were making prank calls; but overall, a reasonable waste of time. Also, it’s the kind of humor that is just over the line enough to likely trip the PC police’s radar (and FCC’s, based on the language) if it were in the US–at least on broadcast TV.

I still wish it were about phreaking, though :(

Squirrel, please!

Hilarious Sony PSP ad…

The Amazing Race 9: Brokeback Edition

OK, seriously, it seems like almost every team on the new season of The Amazing Race is gay. Or gayish. NTTAWWT, it just seems strange to me. I usually root for the “recognized minority” team, and so far the African-American couple looks like a contender, so I’ll stick with them at least for a while. My second favorite is usually the token old folks team, but the ones this year are so freakin’ whiny and incompetent I can’t get behind them–and almost no one else seems able to wind up behind them either. I actually think the surf bums are running well. If last season taught us anything (besides Never Do Another Family Edition Because It’s Lame), it’s that a positive attitude and brawn go a long way in the race. These guys, so far, have both on their side.
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Obligatory “four things”

A buncha folks are doing it, I guess i’m jump on the bandwagon; writing a post of specific 4-item lists about themselves. This seems about as self-referential and indulgent as blogging can get, so I feel confident I’m doing my part to destroy any wider benefits the medium might be capable of today. What will others think of me? Should I leave “Tron” off the movies list? Oh wait, no one reads this anyway, whew.

Four jobs I’ve had in my life:

  1. Museum ticketing agent
  2. House painter (well, more like assistant to house painters. I was the one who got to climb/fall of the ladders, which may explain a lot)
  3. Engineering Director of a publicly-traded porn company
  4. Yahoo! manager

Four movies I can watch over and over:

  1. Goodfellas
  2. Wargames
  3. Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
  4. Tron

Four TV shows I love to watch:

  1. The Simpsons
  2. The Daily Show
  3. Frontline
  4. NOVA

Four places I’ve been on vacation:

  1. Seattle
  2. Paris
  3. Copenhagen
  4. Detroit, unfortunately

Four of my favorite dishes:

  1. Filet mignon
  2. Macaroni and cheese
  3. Lasagna (which maybe should be considered a variant on mac & cheese?)
  4. Hamachi sushi

Four websites I visit daily:

  1. prince.org
  2. Yahoo! News
  3. Bloglines
  4. my team’s Bugzilla queue

Four places I would rather be right now:

  1. Rolling around on the carpet playing with my son
  2. Drinking coffee at a cafe on Las Ramblas in Barcelona with my wife uhh… edit! -Ben
  3. Scubadiving off Fiji. Not that I know how to scuba, but I think I’d really like it…
  4. Sleeping

Four bloggers I am tagging to do this as well:

  1. Jeff Boulter
  2. Dave Viner
  3. Ubaldo Huerta
  4. Russel Beattie

FYI: some other posts like this I’ve read…

Dammit, I’m hooked on ‘Lost’ again; and other new season quips

I had said I wasn’t going to watch season 2 of ‘Lost’, in large part because they strung me along though a lot of crap I didn’t care about (e.x., anything about the Kate character), when I wanted to know about what was In The Hatch. And at the end of the season, ABC figured, eh, it’s a smash hit! Screw explaining things, we could get syndication out of this beyotch!

So really, I wasn’t going to watch season 2, that’s how pissed I was. But then I started reading the Lost forums over at Television Without Pity (or TWoP for those of ya kewl kidz), and learned that (a) they were going to reveal what was in the hatch in the first episode of season 2 and (b) that the show’s producers promised it would be worth it. Sigh. So, I watched.

And WHOA! It was a damn good episode, except for the amount of flashback to the Jack (also-don’t-care-about-him-much) character, but that was partially needed to advance the mystery that unfolded. So yes, we saw what was in the hatch. And no, it didn’t answer many questions, but certainly introduced a ton of new ones. Nice. I’m sucked in. Damn you ABC! One more thing to fill up the tivo with this fall.

On the other hand, I also caught the pilot of ‘Invasion’ afterward. Bah. Pod people. Characters doing things that make no sense. Funny looking actors, not acting particularly well. I think the pilot was it for me on that one.

Had to watch Martha Stewart Apprentice, too… partly because a bunch of folks at the office are playing the fantasy game. So far, so blah. The first episode was pretty lame. Martha just ain’t The Donald, and the contestants are… well, first-season-Apprentice caliber at best. The absolutely most annoying character Jim seems to be the wiliest of the bunch, although I don’t think he can win because (a) he is just sooo fucking annoying and (b) he doesn’t look like Martha’s type. But then again I wouldn’t have expected Martha to hire the cigar-chomping ex-EMI, “I can run anyone’s company while they’re in prison” dude, either. (I forget his name, but he ran Steve Madden’s business while he was in da slamma too.) Anyway, I’m giving A:MS a couple more episodes.